Lie #30:

Agenda for the Jedi Council meeting:
1) Aggressive behavior by Trade Federation in outlying systems - Master Yoda
2) Increase in low level force users - Master Guloo
3) Replacement of main sewer line for Youngling Academy - Master Larry
4) Rumors of new Sith apprentice - Master Wandu
6) Update on conversion to new communicators - Master Larry
7) New candidates for Jedi master - Master Kenobi
8) Process streamlining for catering orders - Master Larry
9) Petition to allow droids to become Jedi - Master Larry
10) New marketing spots w/positive Jedi images - Master Larry
11) Master Larry's request to be transferred off of Jedi Council - Master Larry